It's JULY 4th and the day we ignore America's day of celebrations, Kev Errol and I will be holding a wake in RATCAVE 2 in the Hollywood Hills and anyone British is welcome to come and have a rat cocktail or two..... or three for that matter and we can get kaylied YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH!.
Kevin the Gerbil reckons like the American Indians we should have some land given back to us and have a 'British Reservation' somewhere in New England where we could wander round in doublet and hose. Anyone British could live there we could have Tesco's and a chip shop on every corner and pubs everywhere and millions of surveillance camera's but it would be our bit of land given back to us by the Yanks yeahhhh!
I shall write a note to my mate Obama about this an’ tell him I ain’t writing no more of his speeches unless he addresses the matter!
Today's OBAMA speech (part of) quote:
"TODAY WE CELEBRATE THE FACT THAT THE BRITISH PROUDLY GAVE US THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE AND WE PROUDLY GAVE THEM HANNAH MONTANA"
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